JOKES for JOKES
Teacher : ‘Charan, I have your English exercise book here. It is my duty to inform you that b-r-i-x does not spell “bricks”.’
Charan : ‘Oh? What does it spell then, Sir’?
Sister : ‘Try some of my sponge-cake’.
Brother (Nibbling on a piece) ‘It’s a bit tough, isn’t it?’
Sister : ‘Yes, I can’t understand it, I bought the sponge fresh from the chemist this morning!’
‘Who spilt that ink on the floor? Come on, own up…… Was it you, Ronnie?’
‘I cannot tell a lie, sir. Yes, I done it’.
‘Where’s your grammar?’
‘In bed with flu’.
‘How are you getting on with your football, Peter?’
‘Well, Dad, pretty good.
The sports master said I was one of the team’s greatest drawback