Jokes


FUNNY JOKES IN ENGLISH

FUNNY JOKES IN ENGLISH 1. A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate

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FATHER SON JOKES

FATHER SON JOKES 1. Son: “Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?”  Father: “Sure son. What’s the question?”  Son: “What is

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STUDENT TEACHER JOKES

STUDENT TEACHER JOKES 1. Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Student: I’d climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Student: I will jump

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LOVE JOKES

LOVE JOKES 1st joke You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and make it promises. When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good.

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MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES 1 Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by. After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the

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Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes 1. A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.

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SEX JOKES

SEX JOKES 1 Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”  Man: “Yes!”  Reporter: “Name?”  Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”  Reporter: “Sex?”  Man: “Three to five times a week.”  Reporter: “No no! I

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School jokes School jokes School jokes

School jokes School jokes School jokes Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is

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Jokes jokes jokes A: I’m in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is

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FUNNY KIDS

FUNNY KIDS  MOM: Pinky, just look at the mess you’re in! What have you been doing? Pinky: I feel in a puddle, Mom. Mom: in your new dress? Pinky: well,

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