FATHER SON JOKES

FATHER SON JOKES

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Son: “Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?” 
Father: “Sure son. What’s the question?” 
Son: “What is politics?” 
Father: “Well, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me “Capitalism”. Your mother is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her “Government”. We take care of your needs, so we’ll call you “The People”. We’ll call the maid “The Working Class”, and your baby brother we can call “The Future”. 
“Do you understand, Son?” 
Son: “I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it”. 
That night, awakened by his baby brother’s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parent’s room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his more…

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2.

Father : I have seen, you love your mom more than me.
Do you love me or your mom more…?

Son : I love both of you equally much…

Father : What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Son : Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.

Father : Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?

Son : America!

Father : So you’re bent on following your mum…?

Son : No, it’s because I already went to Paris! 

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Fathers and daughters share a special bond. Fathers treat their little girls as princesses. It is no wonder that fathers are extremely protective of their daughters. If you want to share special thoughts with daddy dearest, here are some wonderful Father’s Day quotes from the daughter. Reach out to the most special man in your life on Father’s Day.

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