HINDI AND ENGLISH JOKES

HINDI AND ENGLISH JOKES

1.A girl asked a boy – Why we fall in a
relationship when we know that
someday it will end…
Boy- I will answer you…
But first tell me why do we live when we
know that someday we will die..

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2.
Aaj to gazab ho gaya…
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Aaj to Maa bhi padosan ko bol rahi thi ki..
Duniya bher ke ladke ladkiya bhagaaa kar le aate hai.. confused_rev emoticon
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Humara wala to iss kabil bhi nahi – These lines were said by PK

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3.
~ Siingle Logon Ko Pata Nahiie Hota
Aaj Kaun Sa Dae Haii *))
Magar Kuch Log Status Dal Dal ke
Piic’s Tag Karke Unke Jalan Pe
Namak Chiidakna Apna Farz Smajhte
Haii ‘))* Ab Mujhe Hii Dekh Lo

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4.
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!” The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word. His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!” The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I’ll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!” The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, “Damn it, Grandpa, you’re drunk! Go home!”

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