Jokes And Laugh

Jokes And Laugh

  1. My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn’t say a word. A few minutes later, another call came in and when I checked, it was WIZ-KID calling. I was a little bit nervous but I remained calm. Five minutes later again, another call came in from IYANYAN. I said to myself, “omo! My girlfriend is a celebrity o!'” Something struck my mind and I decided to dial my number to see what she saved mine with. As I dialled my number, the name I saw made me numb for a few seconds. She stored my name as ‘MR IBU’ Calling…. A beg people, what should I do to the girl?

    When A lawyer looks at you

    He calls you a client

    when a conductor looks at you

    he calls you a passenger

    when a doctor looks at you
    he calls you a patient
    when a teacher looks at you
    he calls you a student
    when a shopkeeper looks at you
    he calls you a customer
    when a boss looks at you
    he calls you a employee
    when God Looks At You
    He Calls You What???

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Job Interview. MP
OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father’s name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your native place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What’s that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What’s your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see… I will get back to you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what’s that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

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