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A: I’m in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don’t have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can’t afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don’t have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don’t have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don’t have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?! 

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Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? 
A: B. (bee)

Q: What letter is a part of the head? 
A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a drink? 
A: T. (tea)

Q: What letter is a body of water? 
A: C. (sea)

Q: What letter is a pronoun like “you”? 
A: The letter ” I “

Q: What letter is a vegetable? 
A: P. (pea)

Q: What letter is an exclamation? 
A: O. (oh!)

Q: What letter is a European bird? 
A: J. (Jay)

Q: What letter is looking for causes ? 
A: Y. (why)

Q: What four letters frighten a thief? 
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years? 
A: The letter “m”.

Q: Why is the letter “T” like an island ? 
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q: In what way can the letter “A” help a deaf lady? 
A: It can make “her” “hear.

Q: Which is the loudest vowel? 
A: The letter “I”. It is always in the midst of noise

Q: What way are the letter “A” and “noon” alike? 
A: Both of them are in the middle of the “day”.

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter? 
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters? 
A: Alphabet = (26 letters)

Q: What relatives are dependent on “you”? 
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need “U”.

Q: What is the end of everything? 
A: The letter “g”.

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