JOKES MEANS LIFE

JOKES MEANS LIFE

ANSWER ME ACCORDING TO YOUR MONTH OF BIRTH.

download (3)1. JANUARY- are you in a happy relationship ?
2. FEBRUARY – what is your nick name?
3. MARCH- how many ex’s do YOU  have ??
4. APRIL – whats your current ring tone??
5. MAY- have u ever watched a porn movie???
6. JUNE- where do you see urself in 5yrs time ???
7. JULY- have you ever been cheated on ???
8. AUGUST – are you single or taken???
9. SEPTEMBER – have you ever lied to your parents and what was the reason???
10. OCTOBER- do you see yourself getting married to your current partner ???
11. NOVEMBER – what is your favorite soccer team???
12. DECEMBER- do you still love your ex???
TYPE YOUR BIRTH MONTH AND ANSWER

20 FACTS ABOUT MALES:06_lrg_05zcentral_tomasa_front
1. Can never love one girl.
2. Love sex more than love.
3. Talented in lying.
4. Talk softly while conning ladies.
5. Heart breakers.
6. Can promise girls heaven on earth.
7. Love you before sex,when you do it they hate u.
8. Fear pregnancy,but hate protected sex.
9. Specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They’re wicked
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgin this girl. 
14. Many of them are jobless
15. A lot of them are pretenders. 
16. I love you means I want to have sex with you
17. Boys don’t believe in relationship without sex
18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating
19. They’ve don’t one girlfriend, on 2go or facebook or whatsapp they’ll keep asking out girls out. 
20. They like sex pass their life.
TRUE OR FALSE?

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