MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

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Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by. After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway. “Your husband is very sick,” the doctor said. “Still, you can do three things to ensure his survival: First, fix him three healthy meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment and don’t complain about anything. Finally, have sex and oral sex with him every day.” The doctor left and the woman returned to her husband’s room. “What did the doctor say?” he asked. “I’m sorry, m’dear,” she said, “but he said you’re not going to make it.”

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A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He’s On The Darts Team
In My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says “Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time..”

Jim’s Funeral Is On Sunday

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relationship jokes – My best friend
Two friends talking:
– What’s up?
– My wife left me for my best friend..
– I thought I was your best friend…
– Now he is.

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Funny relationship jokes – lovers
Two friends talking:
– I think my wife has a lover – a florist.
– How do you know?
– When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed.
– Well, and I think my wife has a lover – a plumber.
– How do you know?
– When I returned home after work, I found a plumber, lying on the bed.

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Funny relationship jokes – lovers
“My Darling,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
“I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”
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Funny relationship jokes – wife
Single guys often dream of having a wise, beautiful and caring wife. But married guys think about it even more often.​
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