Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes


A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.

Customer: How do I drink this coffee!
Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee? 
Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee. 
Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee. 
Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MMY coffee (He stressed the word MY)
Waiter: Oh don’t worry sir, the fly won’t drink much! 
Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee. 
Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir? 
(Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it’s irritating! 
Waiter: I guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly. 
Customer: How do I drink this coffee? 
Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink? I will teach you! 
He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.


It was a big jungle and all animals lived happily. However, one old elephant always wanted to visit a city at least once before he died. Since he was old, he wished to see the city soon. 

He tried many ways to visit the city, but nothing worked. The major problem was he did not know how long it would take to reach the city and return to the jungle. Since the elephant was too old, other animals cared a lot. 

One day, the elephant met a group of tourists in the jungle. A young girl loved the old elephant. The old elephant asked the young girl, “How long it would take to reach the city?”

Suddenly the young girl received a call and said to the elephant, “Just a minute!”

The old elephant ran happily thinking that it would take only a minute to reach the city.

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Miscellaneous Jokes


Miscellaneous Jokes

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Miscellaneous Jokes

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