Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework. Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!
Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning. All the students said “Yeahh” Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!
Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something. Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want? Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do? Teacher: No Sam. Why should I? Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3? Sara: A Headache Madam.
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I” Student: “I is..” Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am” Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
Late To School
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?” Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does your parents fighting have to do with you being late for school?” Student: “One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other one was in dad’s hand…..