STUDENT TEACHER JOKES

STUDENT TEACHER JOKES

1.

Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
Student: I’d climb a tree.
Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree?
Student: I will jump in the lake and swim.
Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you?
Student: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion’s?

2.

Teacher: Where does God live? 

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that? 

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are

you still in there?’ 

3.

Teacher and her 3 boy students:

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.”

Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.”

Boy 2 laughed…

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”

Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.”

Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one month.”

Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the class… Teacher: “Why are you leaving?”

Boy 3: “I think my school days are over.”

4. INDIAN JOKES

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
Question – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Answer – In his Last Battle..

Question – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Answer – At the Bottom of the Page..

Question – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Answer – Marriage..

Question – Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Answer – Liquid State..

Question – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Answer– On His Birthday..

Question – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Answer – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Question – India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai…???
Awesome Reply By Student :- “Daaru K Glass Me…”

Question– Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage…???
Answer : Indian Constitution – Article 20(2)-says, “No man can be punished twice for same offence”

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