Trifles That Tickle(JOKES)

Trifles That Tickle(JOKES)

1  ‘My brother is a professional boxer’.


‘No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death’.


2 ‘Dad, there’s a man at the door collecting for the new swimming-pool’.

‘Give him a glass of water’.

PIC BY THOMAS MARENT / ARDEA / CATERS NEWS - (PICTURED: A juvenile Borneo Orangutan in, Tanjung Puting National Park, Indonesia laughing) - These comical creatures are clearly up FUR a laugh in these sidesplitting images which show a variety of ecstatic animals enjoying a good old chuckle. The hilarious snaps, taken by a whole host of photographers from around the globe, prove life in the jungle is most definitely jolly, as creatures from an orangutan to a elephant seal are pictured mid-laugh. A cheery chimpanzee can be seen sporting a toothy grin as he enjoys life at Chimfunshi Wildlife Orphanage in Zambia. And a pot-bellied pig is clearly tickled pink at his home in Lower Saxony, Germany. In another image an Icelandic horse appears to crack up when he spots a photographers camera, while a chuckling cheetah creases up in Kenya. SEE CATERS COPY


3 Teacher : ‘john, what is the imperative of the verb “To go”?

John : ‘Go, John, Go!’

John : ‘Thank you very much, Sir’.


4 ‘Mum! All the kids at school call me Bighead!’

‘Never mind what those stupid children say, dear. Now, go to the greengrocers and get me five kilos of potatoes in your cap’.

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